smack head Harry Potter on thin ice
so its been 5 days since the Abu Dhabi final last Sunday
before the weekend started some Italian newspaper said binotto was getting fucked off.
so, over the corse of the weekend smack head potter and even Ferrrai themselves came out and denied these rumours.
sayin that smack head is still gonna be the head dick smacker at Ferrrai next year.
so everybody chill out mate
BUT THEN.
this morning, which is friday, 5 days after the Abu Dhabi grand prix
another 'rumour' emerged but this time its, like, for realz, k, trust me bro
smack head is actually gonna get fired and the report suggests its now just a matter of time before Ferrrai make the oFFiCial announcement
soooooo, who will replace smack head
well, it should be somebody with the same level of leadership skills and competence.
like a chimpanzee or an actual smack head
I literally don't fucking care what happens
Daniel riccardo has gone back to red bull
but he's gonna be pissing about doing demo runs and other media shite
just fucking leave mate
honestly the nerve
you spent the last 2 years getting out performed by your team mate who is an actual foetus
lando norris is an unborn child
thats who you got beat by
NOT JUST BEAT EITHER
FUKING LAPPED, LAPPPPED at the monaco grand prix
yeah fuk off mate
and all these losers on twitter over the last few days like 'awwwww I can't believe he's leaving' and other shite like 'awwwwwww I can't cope with this" BITCH SHUT THE FUK UP
COPE MF
and if you've lost it you need to piss off
this is formula one, only the best drivers in the world....stroll
well, yeah, good point
so Daniel Ricardo is going from mclaren where he was getting slapped by an unborn child
back to red bull to make the fucking tea and coffee
have an ounce of shame and disappear mate
what are you even doing
what are any of them even doing
mate, if I had the amount of money these cunts have
u think I would be pissing about driving f1 cars
no
id be sat on a beach
in barbados
with a White Russian hold the milk (so vodka straight)
and some dumb big titted blonde broad bouncing of my cock
do that
don't hang around in the background like some loser or Paul di resta
whatever.
there's like 100 days until the next race
the nerve.
