do they knife you on sight if you merely so much as look at the coffee in a manner which implies you'll steal it? does this coffee also have body guards who will lay their lives down like dogs for it? this coffee has more fear curated for its nonexistent life than most people. whoever invented the "tech" for "security protected" products needs to be shot, just absolutely blasted into a level of hell which doesn't exist until they, specifically, die.
do they knife you on sight if you merely so much as look at the coffee in a manner which implies you'll steal it? does this coffee also have body guards who will lay their lives down like dogs for it? this coffee has more fear curated for its nonexistent life than most people. whoever invented the "tech" for "security protected" products needs to be shot, just absolutely blasted into a level of hell which doesn't exist until they, specifically, die.
Yay! You're still alive!! 💜